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Protein Bars
28g protein. 150 calories. 0g sugar.
12 flavors that actually taste like something.

Peanut Butter Chocolate

Double Chocolate


Red Velvet


Cake Batter


Fudge Brownie


Cinnamon Roll


Salted Peanut Butter


Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough


Peanut Butter Chocolate Chunk


Blueberry Pie

Cookie Dough Caramel Chocolate

S'mores Chocolate
Frozen Pints
High-protein ice cream that doesn’t taste like cardboard.
28g protein per pint. $15 each.

Triple Chocolate
28g protein · 0g added sugar · High-protein ice cream

Cookie Dough
28g protein · 0g added sugar · High-protein ice cream

Triple Peanut Butter
28g protein · 0g added sugar · High-protein ice cream

Vanilla Bean
28g protein · 0g added sugar · High-protein ice cream
Tinned Cod

18g protein. 70 calories. 0g sugar.

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